John Cena was walking down the street when he heard a pack of angry pit bulls coming towards him. He knew he was in trouble. He tried to run away, but the pit bulls were too fast. They caught up to him and started to maul him. John Cena was fighting for his life. He managed to get away from the pit bulls and ran to safety. John Cena was badly injured, but he survived. But maybe the story isn't over yet! John Cena had to go to the hospital because he was hurt really bad. He was lucky that he didn't die. He recovered and went back to his normal life. But the pit bulls came back and they were still angry. John Cena tried to run away, but he wasn't fast enough. The pit bulls caught up to him and started mauling him again. This time John fought back. It was a tough battle. Both John Cena and the pit bulls were injured. In the end, John Cena managed to defeat all of the pit bulls. John Cena was victorious. John Cena was still hurt, but he was able to go back to his normal life. Everything was fine for a while. Until... The pit bulls came back from the dead. They were really mad at John Cena for defeating them and they wanted to get revenge! The pit bulls started to chase after John Cena again. John Cena tried to run away, but he wasn't fast enough. The pit bulls caught up to him and started mauling him again. John Cena tried to fight back, but he was too weak. He was no match for the pit bulls. John Cena was losing the battle. He was badly injured and couldn't fight anymore. He thought he was going to die. Just then, a miracle happened. Jesus Christ came down from heaven and helped John Cena defeat the pit bulls. John Cena: Who are you? Jesus: I'm Jesus. John Cena: No, I don't think you are. You're not wearing a robe. Jesus: I'm not wearing a robe because I'm Jesus Christ on Sundays. John Cena: Oh okay. I get it now. Jesus: I'm here to help you defeat the pit bulls. John Cena: Thanks Jesus! Jesus: You're welcome. John Cena and Jesus fought the pit bulls together. They were victorious. The pit bulls were no match for John Cena and Jesus. Jesus: I have to go now. John Cena: Okay. Jesus: But I will be back. John Cena: Okay. Jesus: Jesus out. John Cena: Jesus out. John Cena went back to his normal life. John Cena was on the news for defeating the pit bulls with Jesus. People started to worship him as a god. They wanted to be his disciples. John Cena had a lot of disciples. He would teach them how to be strong like him. He would also teach them how to fight like him. The disciples would practice fighting with each other. It was all in good fun. One day, John Cena was teaching his disciples how to fight. They were practicing with each other. John Cena was watching them fight. He was thinking about what he should teach them next. Just then, one of the disciples got hurt during the fight. He was bleeding from his head. John Cena ran over to the disciple and tried to help him. He told the other disciples to get a doctor. The other disciples ran to get a doctor. They came back with a doctor and a stretcher. They put the injured disciple on the stretcher and took him to the hospital. John Cena was very upset. He didn't know what to do. He just sat there and cried. He felt like it was all his fault. He was still upset about the injured disciple, but he didn't let it get to him. He was able to move on with his life. He stopped teaching his disciples how to fight. One day, John Cena was at home watching tv. He was watching his favorite tv show. It was a comedy show. He was laughing a lot. Just then, the tv show ended. It was time for the news. John Cena wasn't interested in the news, but he decided to watch it anyway. He was curious about what was going on in the world. The news anchor was talking about a new religion that was becoming popular. It was called JohnCenism. John Cena was shocked. He didn't know what to think. The news anchor continued to talk about JohnCenism. He said that it was becoming popular because a lot of people were worshipping John Cena as a god. John Cena was shocked. He couldn't believe it. John Cena turned off the tv. He didn't want to hear any more. He was very upset. He thought about what he should do next. He decided to go to the church that believed in JohnCenism. John Cena went to the church. He walked in and saw a lot of people worshipping him. He was shocked. He didn't know what to say. John Cena: What is going on here? Priest: We are worshipping you. John Cena: Why? Priest: Because you are our god. John Cena: No I'm not! Priest: Yes you are! John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No, I'm not. Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena began to cry. He didn't know what to do. He was very upset. The priest tried to comfort him, but it didn't work. John Cena continued to cry. He was very sad. The priest tried to comfort him again, but it still didn't work. Priest: Don't cry John Cena. John Cena: I can't help it. John Cena continued to cry. The priest tried to comfort him again, but it still didn't work. The priest gave up and left the church. John Cena was alone now. He was still crying. He didn't know what to do. He was very upset. He thought about what he should do next. Just then, the priest came back. He had a gun with him. Priest: I'm going to kill you John Cena. John Cena: No! Please don't kill me! Priest: I have to kill you. You are a false god. John Cena: No I'm not! Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No I'm not! Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No I'm not! Priest: Yes, you are. John Cena: No I'm not! Priest: Yes you are. Just then, EDP445 from YouTube ran into the church and started punching the priest. EDP445: John Cena isn't a false god! EDP445 punched the priest so hard that the priest died. EDP445 saved John Cena's life. EDP445 took John Cena to his house. He lived in a small apartment. He only had one bedroom, one living room and one kitchen. EDP445 made dinner for John Cena. They ate dinner together and had a good conversation. EDP445's house was very small. He only had one bed. John Cena had to sleep on the floor. EDP445 fell asleep and so did John Cena. Just then, PewDiePie and Michael Rosen came to the house. They broke in and punched EDP445 in the face. Michael Rosen recorded the whole thing on his phone. PewDiePie: Are you ready Michael Rosen? Michael Rosen: I'm going to punch him just like this. PewDiePie: Do it! Both PewDiePie and Michael Rosen charged at EDP445 and started punching him. EDP445 fought back. It was a great brawl. EDP445 defeated PewDiePie and Michael Rosen. Just then, Jackseptiveye and Markiplier joined in to help PewDiePie and Michael Rosen. EDP445 was overpowered by PewDiePie, Michael Rosen and the others. The four of them beat him up real bad. EDP445 was arrested by the police for his sex crimes. John Cena woke up. He saw that EDP445 was gone. EDP445 was arrested by the police for his sex crimes. John Cena was not pleased. John Cena was angry. He hated EDP445 for what he did. He left EDP445's house and went to a hotel. John Cena continued with his life. John Cena went to a hotel and checked in. There he saw Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie and Michael Rosen. They didn't see John Cena. John Cena went inside his hotel room. He got some sleep. The next day, he left his hotel room to find Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie and Michael Rosen. John Cena saw Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie and Michael Rosen. He called out to them. PewDiePie: Hey John Cena! What's up? John Cena: Up John Cena charged at PewDiePie and hugged him. EDP445 came back for revenge with Keemstar. He had been bailed out by Keemstar. EDP445 and Keemstar fought John Cena and the others. Keemstar, Pewdiepie and John Cena even Jesus is too angry at EDP445!!! Markiplier: THE PAIN!!! Again, remember this is an immature story!! John Cena The Pitbulls And EDP445 Pokémon Soundtrack John Cena The Pitbulls And EDP445 Pokémon Soundtrack EDP445 is a lying fag EDP445 was killed by PewDiePie A police officer arrested EDP445 and took him to jail. The pit bulls were freed from jail by PewDiePie The pit bulls joined PewDiePie. John Cena loves The Pitbulls